Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

熊熊和兔子主演的冷笑話還真是多呢~今後會為大家收集齊全的~

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.

Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.

Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.

Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.

Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.

翻譯~:

熊先生和兔子先生:

熊先生和兔子先生都住在森林裡,但是他們看誰都不太順眼。有一天,他們在樹林裡溜達的時候碰到了一隻金蛙。金蛙一跟他們說話嚇了他們一跳。這金蛙說他平時不怎麼露面兒,但是只要他碰到誰,就會實現他六個願望,所以現在熊和兔子可以各提出三個願望。

熊立馬兒許願讓這個森林裡其他的狗熊都變成母的,金蛙實現了這個願望。兔子想了想,說他要一個頭盔。他就立馬兒有了個頭盔,戴上了。



熊對兔子的願望感到費解,但是還是說出了自己的第二個願望:他希望附近其他森林裡的狗熊也都變成母的,然後金蛙也實現了這個願望。兔子先生的第二個願望呢。 。是輛摩托車。當他得到這輛摩托車以後就爬了上去打著了引擎。

熊實在是難以相信兔子的這兩個垃圾願望,這兩個願望本來也可以屬於熊的,但是現在卻被兔子就這樣兒浪費了。他搖著頭說出了第三個願望,他要這世界上其他的熊也都變成母的,讓自己獨樹一幟不可一世唯我獨尊君臨天下的成為世上唯一一個帶把兒的熊。這個願望當然也被實現了。 。然後金蛙和熊一同轉向了兔子,等著他說出最後一個願望。 。

兔子繼續踩著油門兒加速著引擎,遲疑了一下兒,然後說:“我希望。。熊先生變成同性戀!”

然後騎著摩託一溜煙儿的開路了。 。

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