眾裡尋他千百度，驀然回首，Hey，how do you do。
雲中誰寄錦書來？ super high ,suck guy！
人生得意須盡歡，be a man,use your hand
身無彩鳳雙飛翼，Get away from me！
天生我材必有用，I can play football..
春城無處不飛花，let's go to the cinema
問君能有幾多愁，as a boy without a girl (這句好美啊…)
問君能有幾多愁，easy come easy go
春眠不覺曉，yo yo check it out
問世間情為何物，what the fuck can I do
曾經滄海難為水，what the fuck did you say
無可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me
此情可待成追憶，let it be
爭渡，爭渡，驚起一灘鷗鷺，who and who?
林花謝了春紅，太匆匆,where is my iphone?
感時花濺淚,Changes is never too late~
滿園春色關不住, Friday is coming soon~
床前明月光，there's something wrong~
兩隻黃鸝鳴翠柳，what place shall we go
空山新雨後 fire in the hole
兩情若是長久時，you jump ,I jump
Jiangshan如此多嬌，you are so small，惜秦皇漢武，too simple；唐宗宋祖，sometime naieve。一代天驕，成吉思汗，can't play football。俱往矣，數風流, die all
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