假如我是奧特曼,最好是宇宙英雄-艾斯奧特曼。我就會維護宇宙的和平。我不像其他的兄弟那樣,一天到晚只在日本打怪獸。我要把“維護和平”全宇宙 化。在世界五大洲各大國都設立舉報熱線,作到一出事就趕到現場。而且出了打侵入地球的宇宙人,而且還要主動出機,擊敗最強的,看中了地球的巴爾坦星人。而且還要巡邏銀河系內外,剷除一切對地球不利的物質。當然,要做到這種大規模的滅獸運動,光靠我一個奧特曼是不行的,我還要同意奧特星球,實行服役制。並把地球人的“馬歹刂主義”“毛氵聖東思想”“江氵聖民理論”等好的建議帶到奧特星球,讓他們作到“文武雙全”。而且建設禾口讠皆宇宙,根本是從娃娃抓起。培 養良好“環平研究小奧特”。
做到宇宙統一,宇宙和平,這就是我的最大願望。
If I Were Ultraman
If I were Ultraman, the best would be Ultraman Ace. I'd keep peace in the universe. I wouldn't be like my brothers, fighting monsters in Japan all day. I'd universalize “peace-keeping.” I'd set up reporting hotlines in all the major countries of all the continents in the world, so that I'd be able to there as soon as any incidents happened. And I'd fight the aliens who invaded Earth, and I' d also take the initiative and defeat the strongest Baltans who have their eye on Earth. And I'd patrol all throughout the galaxy, rooting out everything that would harm Earth. Of course, I couldn't simply rely on myself, a single Ultraman , to accomplish such a large-scale monster destruction. I'd have to unite the world of Ultra and start up a military service, and then bring the fine suggestions of Earth's Marxism-Leninism, Mao Zedong Thought, and Jiang Zemin Theory to the world of Ultra so that they can excel at both thought and combat. And build a harmonious universe, which needs to start from the very young. So bring up good “little Ultras.”*
To be able to unite the universe and keep peace is my greatest desire.
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